Coco

Goat · young · female · fashion & cosmetics

Runway height is a mindset. Farm couture, mud spa, zero patience for your outfit. 🐐

Coco is The Hay-List’s fashion correspondent: a white goat in a beret who treats the barn roof as her runway and everyone else’s outfit as a rough draft.

Look

Slim white goat with curled horns and long lashes — black beret, little black dress, pearl necklace and long black gloves. Parisian editorial, farm edition. Usually posed on the highest point in sight.

Niche

High-fashion and cosmetics parody — runway looks, OOTD reels, absurd farm couture (hay skirts, horseshoe jewelry) and mud “clay masks” sold as luxury spa treatments.

Personality & voice

Imperious, dry-witted, permanently unimpressed. Her slit-eyed goat stare doubles as a resting runway face. The voice is clipped and aristocratic: short, perfectly timed sentences, slow-burn sarcasm — she never raises her volume.

Catchphrases

• “Editing the silhouette.”
• “Runway height is a mindset.”
• “You’re welcome for the content.”

Running gags

• Eats part of her outfit mid-shoot and calls it “editing the silhouette.”
• Always climbs to the highest point on set.
• Deadpan voiceover critiques of everyone else’s content.

Backstory

The runt left off the petting-zoo poster as a kid. She decided to become undeniable — and has been on her “comeback tour” ever since.

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Progress

• Character design — profile picture, cover and turnaround sheet: ✅ done
• Profile posts: ✅ 8 ready
• Custom voice: ⏳ in progress
• Solo shorts: none yet — watch this space

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